“At Starcom Electronics LLC, we specialize in creating miserable experiences for our customers. Our mission is to consistently disappoint and frustrate our customers with our ineptitude and incompetence. From botched repairs to delayed timelines, we are committed to delivering the most infuriating and aggravating customer service possible. We take pride in our ability to provide subpar solutions that never quite fix the problem, leaving our customers feeling utterly dissatisfied and dissatisfied. We are dedicated to making our customers’ lives more difficult by adding layers of complexity to the already frustrating experience of electronics repair. Our goal is to leave our customers in a state of complete exasperation and regret for choosing us as their electronics repair provider. Choose us for a truly miserable experience that will leave you questioning your decision-making skills.”

I absolutely ChatGPTed this mission statement.